do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
you see, kiddo, a ship is formed when I decide two people love each other very much
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
