wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?